There seems to have been some sort of misunderstanding, sir. You were down behind there with a silly mask on going wooo-ooo. (appearing from below counter without a mask, looking immaculate) Yes, sir, can I be of any assistance? (pointing over the counter at the disappeared assistant) I don't want him! The second assistant makes a disappointed noise and disappears below. The first assistant sees him, starts and nudges him hard. (he rings the bell on the counter.)Īfter a pause, very slowly indeed an identical mask to the first appears over the top of the counter right next to the first assistant, making the same noise very quietly. (he takes off his moustache) I'll get another assistant. you had a very close shave this morning, sir. ? A very nice suit you've got there, sir. (he becomes exaggeratedly polite) Good morning, sir. (normal voice) Oh no, please please please let me help you. (high-pitched voice) Hello sir, can I help you, sir? The same assistant reappears with a long mandarin-style Chinese moustache. ![]() I demand another assistant.Īll right! I'll get another assistant. Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now. He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. oh, I think I do remember somebody like that. Well, would you remember a man six foot nine inches high, fortyish, and he's got a long scar from here to here and absolutely no nose? I mean he's hardly likely to move in your circles, sir. It's possible, obviously, but I think it's really unlikely. Yes, yes, as a matter of fact you can, actually I was interested in the possibility. ![]() (he takes off the mask to reveal a straight forward assistant) I thought you were someone else. He stands by the apparently empty counter for one moment, then rings a bell.Ī strange rubber-masked head appears from below the other side of the counter and gesticulates at him making a strange noise. He approaches a counter with a sign saying 'Ant Counter'. Oh! Sorry! So sorry! (she is happy though) Yes that's fine.Ĭhris walks by, watching with interest but not much concern, passing a customer whose back is on fire but who has not noticed. The lady presses button and a sheet of flame shoots out across the hall. A large lady is standing by counter holding a large cylinder with a rose attachment. The banging of noses on glass doors is a constant background theme. Quinn, knowing that there are doors, goes forward more cautiously and enters. TENTH FLOOR: FRESH AIR, CLOUDS, OCCASIONAL PERIODS OF SUNSHINE. THIRD FLOOR: NASAL INJURIES HALL, OTHER THINGS.įOURTH FLOOR: GRANITE HALL - ROCKS, SHALES, ALLUVIAL DEPOSITS, FELSPAR, CARPATHIANS, ANDES, URALS, MINING REQUISITES, ATOM-SPLITTING SERVICE. SECOND FLOOR: COSMETICS, JEWELLERY, ELECTRICAL, SATIRE. MEZZANINE: TABLEWARE, KITCHEN GOODS, SOFT FURNISHINGS, HARD FURNISHINGS, ROCK-HARD FURNISHINGS. GROUND FLOOR: MENSWEAR, BOYSWEAR, EFFEMINATE GOODS HALL, ILL HEALTH FOODS. ![]() It reads:īASEMENT: DANGEROUS GASES, VIRUSES, CONTAGIOUS DISEASES, RESTAURANT AND TOILET FIXINGS. Chris Quinn looks up at the list on the wall. She cries out with pain clutching her nose and is escorted away by a large, coated attendant. ![]() A very eager pepperpot lady shopper, going the other way, rushes between the two and bangs into a set of glass doors which have closed behind the gaggle. A gaggle of customers, mostly pepperpots, rush out. He passes a couple leaving who also have noses bandaged. He parks the bicycle against the curb (the doorman flings it into the road) and goes into the outer hall of the store. She knees him in the groin and walks on into the store. One large car pulls softly up to the curb, and as small doorman (Michael) opens its door, an enormously opulent lady (Terry J) in furs gets out. A man with his nose bandaged comes out of the store. Small doormen in enormously large coats opening door of cars. Outside limousines and taxis are disgorging very rich customers. Monty Python's Flying Circus: Just the Words - Episode 41 Episode Forty-one: Michael EllisĬolour code: Michael Palin - Eric Idle - Graham Chapman - Terry Jones - Terry Gilliam - Carol ClevelandĮstablishing shot of large Harrods-type store.
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